Fancy a season abroad?

It’s simple; pack a case, book a one way flight and expect the unexpected.

Prepare yourself for numerous headfuckers (possibly a concoction of paint stripped, vomit and some sort of mixer), constant hangovers, an unreliable voice box and noodles; lots of them.

If you’re fun, confident and good looking (always helps) then getting a job is easy!
It’s sticking to it that may be a problem.

Of course, working abroad has no rules, regulations or contracts.
Yep, getting drunk at work is totally acceptable.

Unless you’re a ticket seller, tourists need to trust you enough to give you their money. If your breath pongs of beer then why would they not think you’re spending their cash at the bar.

Plus your appearence, pitch and behaviour represents the event.

Maybe working whenever suits you sounds great, even if that does mean a drinking ban.

To be a ticket seller you must know your event and believe in it. Although sometimes a few porkies might help push the sale.

“Yeaah course Beyonce will be there!”

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If you have an ‘up for anything’ attitude then being a bar crawl rep is definitely for you. But don’t be that girl who goes one step to far for the sake of a drink!

Other than working, you’ll probably attend a few boat and pool parties; so don’t forget your arm bands!
All jokes aside, a first aid kit would probably be handy as injuries that you didn’t even think were possible will happen here.

“it’s all fun and games until you brake a rib from being chucked into the pool”

Don’t worry, it’s nothing a headfucker won’t sort out.

But on a serious note, do not forget travel insurance!
You may be the least accident prone person in the world, but when you’re constantly intoxicated; accidents happen.
Or you might of just left your voice in a club, so you just need throat spray!
Its free if you have insurance

You’ll meet people from all over the place and every day will be an adventure, you’ll even learn how to wash your own clothes, even if it is by washing them in the bath!

So go on, don’t be scared. Book a flight and have a tequila on me.

P.S you might even wake up with a tattoo one day, it’s alright though because

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